the best blogger

I've been meaning to post some new pics today, but with the rain, sour weather, I can't yet bring myself to start downloading them at the moment.

At the moment, and as sometimes the case with me when my being resourceful and snoopy kicks in, I found the blog of  the famous "the professional heckler",  who I learned got the best blog 2 award. Though it talks about Pinas political blunders (yawning) and personalities (zzzZZZ..),  I just could not stop laughing at the wittily crafted statements.  Now I have even added this blog to my fave hits, and has upseated dr.ofw of livejournal and mister hubs down to the 2nd and 3rds 'of blogs to read when you are depressed'. Here's a sampler (quoting form the professional heckelr's blog): 

"Some of the things I’ve learned from recent events in politics and government:

You are poor. You are a suspected thief. You get locked up.
You are rich. You are a suspected thief. You get a check up.

A contingency fund, a cash advance, and an intelligence fund. They are one and the same.

If you’re a police general and you couldn’t attend an Interpol conference abroad, send your wife.

Catholic bishops and nuns - the staunchest critics of the proposed bill to curb population explosion do not actually contribute to population growth.

Impeachment is a numbers game. Winners usually take home a seven–figure jackpot.

History tells us that it takes decades to build states and nations. Today, it only takes a MOA to create one.

When an economic adviser calls her president a “bitch,” something is wrong with the adviser. If he doesn’t get fired, something is wrong with the president.

Double budget insertions are perfectly legal. Unless discovered.

The surest way to get appointed in a government post is to lose in a national election."

And this:

"Jocjoc Bolante has finally been returned. We have waited so long for this event to happen. To give you an idea how long we have waited, when Bolante fled the country, he looked like First Gentleman Mike Arroyo. When he arrived, he looked more like Joker Arroyo"

Why can't more people write with much honesty and chutzpah like this? Hats to you professional heckler.